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Weirdo Watch Grande

A wall piece for shared rooms. Hang it in the kitchen and let the house compete: who reads the time first? A daily family puzzle that keeps everyone sharp.

$179 Pre-order · ships in the first batch
  • Large aluminium frame, readable across a room
  • Wall-mounted — the centrepiece of the kitchen
  • Re-chalks two fresh equations every minute
Weirdo Watch Grande, an aluminium math clock wall-mounted in a kitchen
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What it shows

A puzzle the whole house can see.

The face above is live — the real Grande face, re-chalking right now. On a wall, it turns "what time is it?" into a race: the first person to solve both equations wins breakfast bragging rights.

The details

Big enough to start an argument.

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Reads across a room

A large face sized for a kitchen wall, legible from the far side of the table.

Wall-mounted

Mounts flush and flat, the way a good wall clock should. Hardware included.

A daily family puzzle

Fresh equations every minute keep the whole house quietly in training.

Frame
Aluminium
Best for
Kitchens & shared rooms
Display
Large chalkboard slate face
Mount
Wall-mounted · hardware included
Power
USB-C
Modes
Math face · tap to reveal
Re-chalk
Two new equations every minute
Price
$179
Pre-order

Put one on the wall.

Reserve the Grande now and we'll email you the moment it ships. No charge until it's on its way.

The rest of the family

A weirdo for every room.